Lindsay Lohan for eHarmony & Raising My Profile

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

If Lindsay Lohan had done something like this two or three years ago, she'd have a very different career right now.

I've been giving a lot of thought of expanding my website to make a professional profile on the web. Even though I'm thinking about scaling back, I still want to have a presence. I think you can still have a presence on the web without having to talk about every detail of your life.

More blogging later...maybe.

Schedule...Interview...Mayor...Binghamton!

Most of the schedule is solidified. I've been working on questions for the mayor since his spokesperson wants the questions by tomorrow. I'm hoping maybe I can bring the stills photographer for a little bit and have him snap a few pictures for the paper. I keep thinking about the things I want to do in the future. Sometimes I get distracted by these thoughts, but I try to remind myself that I'll have plenty of time to think about those things once this is all done.

In randomness, Lindsay Lohan recently did a commercial for the Italian jeans label Fornarina. Ever since I saw the commercial on The Soup last Friday, I can't take my eyes off the trainwreck. Linds is wearing a Hannah Montana wig and spouting out nonsensical, unrelated words to music that The Misshapes would've found passe in 2005:

Michael K from DListed weighed in, but Joel McHale put it best:

Desperate...Need Cash...Cut Lines...Crash Car!